As if the Japanese did not already have enough odd fetishes (used schoolgirl underwear, anyone?), there is apparently a market for elderly porn in the land of the rising sun, or as I shall now rename it, the land of the rising wrinkled penis. In hopes that you are a faithful web-gazer and have clicked the embedded links I've provided (hint: if you haven't done so, do so now...do it!), to quote Derek Zoolander, "Fortunately not too many people I know read your little Time magazine or whatever it's called." If Shigeo's wife and daughter were indeed unaware of his porn career, I think there is an excellent chance they now know about it thanks to Time. Apparently, thanks to this here interweb, information travels quickly--especially when it involves pornography and/or anything potentially damning to one's life.
Apparently, if I had my heart set on becoming an elderly porn director (do you think I would actually have to stay and provide directions, or could I simply leave a running camera in the room and take off until they were done?) I could simply visit a nursing home, or at least this one. Old people certainly should be allowed to perform whatever drooping sexual acts they so desire and this Bob fellow's son should lighten the fuck up (I mean, how many times have I walked in on my parents? Actually, none, but for three years I could hear them trying to make my younger brother on a nightly basis). Ultimately, the son should turn what he sees as a negative into a positive: film that arthritic hardcore and market it in Japan.
