Fear not, fellow freedom-lovers and defenders of liberty, consumerism, Twilight, and everything else that is associated with the Western World, these two spacesuit-clad cycloptic tooth things are not purveyors of galactic terrorism or promoters of tooth/eye care. They are Wenlock and Mandeville, the official mascots of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London. And they're gosh-darn adorable. And not phallic at all.
