ANYWAY MAN, CHECK THIS SHIT. FUCK COORS LIGHT. FUCK JAGERBOMBS. FUCK REV, VEX, ZIMA, 100-PROOF JAMAICAN RUM MY DAD GOT AT THE ALL-INCLUSIVE WITH HIS SECRETARY, ALL THAT SHIT IS GAY NOW. I PICKED UP A FUCKING SIXER OF BURGER SHOTS, BRO. LET'S DOWN THESE PUPPIES! YEEEAHHH. THEN LET'S PARTY IT UP, I GOT THE NEW MSTTARHDAKAHGCCRTF CD. NO DOG, IT'S NOT GAY DANCE MUSIC, IT'S THAT MUSTACHE GUY FROM DRAFT PUNX OR SOMETHING.
4 April 2009
SQUEEZE AWAY, BITCHES, THAT'S HOW I ROLL
DOG, DARRYL, LISTEN UP MAN. YES, I KNOW YOU ONLY WANT TO BE CALLED THE D-DOG OR DOUBLE-D, BUT DAVE BEAT YOU TO IT, BRO. FUCK MAN, PUT DOWN THE JAGER AND CHECK THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. WHAT? NO, TURN DOWN "BICYCLE RACE" AND COME HERE. HAHA, NO, I'M NOT GONNA COCK-SLAP YOU AGAIN, BRAH.
